Cartoon Satire Lovers Prints

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

Department de Philosophie

Life is for the birds.

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Collies Without Borders

"She's a miniature."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"It's trickle down."

Standard & Poor

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Jack in the box on strike.

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Neversource"

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'Snap out of it.'

'Are you free at the moment?'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'