Fans Of Satirical Cartoons Prints

"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

How Moms explain.

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

CEO Bonus - 'Those in favor of my exhorbitant bonus say 'aye'. Those opposed say, 'Good heavens, I've been shot!'

"After a thousand years you may receive a questionnaire on the quality of my torture. So if for any reason you think you can't give me all tens, please let me know."

That's a street lamp, Steve.

"I hope your day is going bad."

"I'm not doubting that it does the job well. All I'm saying is that it might be a little more than is actually necessary."

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

Department de Philosophie

'Well, my company can offer the best prices because we've got the lowest personnel expenses!'

EuroPygmees

'We have 10 billion dollars sitting around. Let's give it to the country that calls the United States the most names.'

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

Some new Greek gods - God of Debt, Austerity, Unemployment.

'Good news! That spot is B-9!'

Blair, Brown, and a Mandelson snake.

Well done, Plimpton. You're hired.

Maybe we should put away our phones - she's trying to text on a cracker.

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'Judy, I'm bored. Are there any paradigms that need shifting?'

'Do you have a reservation?'

'I'm beginning to think that this merger wasn't such a hot idea.'

'In lieu of a hearing my client would like a trial by the media.'

Occupy God's Vacuum

Europe Feeding the Ukraine Fascism.

'Vote Cameron, get Brussels.'

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'