Fans Of Satirical Cartoons Pillows

"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

How Moms explain.

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

CEO Bonus - 'Those in favor of my exhorbitant bonus say 'aye'. Those opposed say, 'Good heavens, I've been shot!'

"I hope your day is going bad."

"After a thousand years you may receive a questionnaire on the quality of my torture. So if for any reason you think you can't give me all tens, please let me know."

"I'm not doubting that it does the job well. All I'm saying is that it might be a little more than is actually necessary."

Department de Philosophie

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

'Well, my company can offer the best prices because we've got the lowest personnel expenses!'

EuroPygmees

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

'We have 10 billion dollars sitting around. Let's give it to the country that calls the United States the most names.'

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

Some new Greek gods - God of Debt, Austerity, Unemployment.

Well done, Plimpton. You're hired.

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Blair, Brown, and a Mandelson snake.

'Judy, I'm bored. Are there any paradigms that need shifting?'

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

'Do you have a reservation?'

'In lieu of a hearing my client would like a trial by the media.'

'I'm beginning to think that this merger wasn't such a hot idea.'

Europe Feeding the Ukraine Fascism.

'Vote Cameron, get Brussels.'