Cartoon Royalty Lovers T-Shirts

Louis the MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMCLXXIV, King of the Amoebas.

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Torturing the English Language

'I told you it would be useful.'

Seagiraffes

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Cariactures

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"And where have you previously moused?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."