Cartoon-loving Chef Gifts

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Alphabet soup

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"More helium."

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Noodle exchange program.

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

'In a four-star restaurant, one's hat does not fall into the cassoulet de castenaudary. But if ones hat does fall into the cassoulet de castelnaudary, one does not put it back on one's head.'

'These celebrity cookbooks are getting ridiculous.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'This the plan...we will make the clients think that there is a contest, and the winner will be the first one who finds a finger in the soup.'

'And none of yor deflationary wit - just attend to the bar-b-q-.'

Boiling Point

'I'll tell you what's for dinner if you'll promise not to laugh.'

Today's Special: Cream of Leftovers

'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever use a stool to cook?"

'Sorry,Sir - we only have the one.'

Home on the Range.

'Sorry for the delay. Our free-range chicken can't decide what it wants to be.'

Hot, Medium, Mild, Con Queso