Cartoon Collectibles Pillows

An old shoe in every bag!

Dog Vendor

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Grace For Flies

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

"Cat box"

Love at First Sight

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Selling lemon latt�

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'