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'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..."

British savings accounts

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Why do they do that?"

"Cat box"

Love at First Sight

Seagiraffes

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'I told you it would be useful.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Torturing the English Language

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

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'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

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'Cannonball!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.