Carry-on Films Fan Gifts

"I'll have a double entendre."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'It was great. I hated it.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"There goes our early night."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

I want to be a lawn!

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

On holiday...

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Vanity Publishing.

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

Actor looks at script called The Sandi Toksvig Story. He says: 'It's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play the Dane.'

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

Stars Without Make-Up.

Sheep talking "I'm auditioning for the part of breakfast in my latest movie, but I'm just not sure what my motivation is?" "Milk and cereal I'd have thought"

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Sid James