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"I'll have a double entendre."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"There goes our early night."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

Sylvester Stallone

I want to be a lawn!

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

On holiday...

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

Millennial Splaining

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

Vanity Publishing.

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

Actor looks at script called The Sandi Toksvig Story. He says: 'It's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play the Dane.'

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

Stars Without Make-Up.

Sheep talking "I'm auditioning for the part of breakfast in my latest movie, but I'm just not sure what my motivation is?" "Milk and cereal I'd have thought"

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.