Carpool Comedians Gifts

"And thanks for agreeing to car-share...it's a long way out here."

'Yes, this is romantic, but that's not why I chose this. Gas prices are up, and i can't afford dinner, movie and gas for my car.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Another day, another dollar.'

"This is our campsite? Where are the tents?"

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

'Hi, is this the commuting 'bus'?'

'Sorry, Mary. We know you won the lottery and quit, but we still need you to drive with us we so can use the car pool lane.'

"I was told Bob fell off about 4 blocks back, so we do have room for one more. Would you like to carpool with us?"

'Since you carpool together, we're letting you ALL go.'

'It's his mother. They're inseparable.'

Clown car lane: 10 or more.

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Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

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'Since you carpool together, we're not letting you ALL go.'

"Could our co-op secede from the United States and govern itself?"

Words you don't ever want to hear: a pilot saying 'I keep forgetting - East: is that to the left or right of north?'

'I never realised this car share scheme would be so popular.'

'The all work in their own homes now, but they still get together for carpool reunions.'

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