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"And thanks for agreeing to car-share...it's a long way out here."

'Yes, this is romantic, but that's not why I chose this. Gas prices are up, and i can't afford dinner, movie and gas for my car.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

'Another day, another dollar.'

"This is our campsite? Where are the tents?"

'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

Clown car lane: 10 or more.

'Sorry, Mary. We know you won the lottery and quit, but we still need you to drive with us we so can use the car pool lane.'

'Hi, is this the commuting 'bus'?'

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"I was told Bob fell off about 4 blocks back, so we do have room for one more. Would you like to carpool with us?"

'Since you carpool together, we're letting you ALL go.'

'It's his mother. They're inseparable.'

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

Our Short-Lived Car Pool

"Could our co-op secede from the United States and govern itself?"

Carpool of rocket scientists.

'Since you carpool together, we're not letting you ALL go.'

The bus broke down. Can you get Twig and her posse from field hockey? I'm making a delivery. Please? I'm stuck at work. Ok. I'll figure something our so the police don't notice. Tree's Trees.

Words you don't ever want to hear: a pilot saying 'I keep forgetting - East: is that to the left or right of north?'

'I never realised this car share scheme would be so popular.'