Carpool Critic Gifts

Clown car lane: 10 or more.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

I drive, therefore I am.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

'Another day, another dollar.'

"This one's rubbish as well."

'Yes, this is romantic, but that's not why I chose this. Gas prices are up, and i can't afford dinner, movie and gas for my car.'

"I don't think equal opportunities legislation covers beauty pageants."

"Well, that's not where my north is."

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

'All for the environment, dear... All for the environment.'

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

'Sorry, Mary. We know you won the lottery and quit, but we still need you to drive with us we so can use the car pool lane.'

'These are just dog collars!'

'Hi, is this the commuting 'bus'?'

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

'Since you carpool together, we're letting you ALL go.'

"I was told Bob fell off about 4 blocks back, so we do have room for one more. Would you like to carpool with us?"

Equality Championships

Our Short-Lived Car Pool

'Since you carpool together, we're not letting you ALL go.'