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"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

The fate of the emigrant

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Fishing direction sign.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Bear Signpost.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Rowing machine on a river.

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

"You have arrived at your destination."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.