Carpet Navigator Mugs

The fate of the emigrant

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Rowing machine on a river.

"You have arrived at your destination."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.