Carousels Gifts

"Two ride limit, Mr. President."

Hey, there's our luggage!

Hunter putting down a flying horse.

Carousel Man Watching Horse Racing On TV

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Lemniskate

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'I don't like to take chances.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Beware of balloon dog.

Destination casinos...

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Olympics create interest in curling.

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'Okay, let's try this again...It's stick your tongue out and say 'Aaaaa' not 'Haaa'.'

"Are we going with scary clown? Or just plain old spooky?"

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

Granny Wear

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

Gator Painter.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Curling Rocks!

Tom Pinch Starts Homeward with the New Pupil

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'