Car Corraller Gifts

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Do you buy cars here?"

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Dog in love

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

James May

Ecstatic caravan

Acme Flyswatters.

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'