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"Two ride limit, Mr. President."

Hunter putting down a flying horse.

Carousel Man Watching Horse Racing On TV

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Lemniskate

'I don't like to take chances.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Beware of balloon dog.

Destination casinos...

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Olympics create interest in curling.

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'Okay, let's try this again...It's stick your tongue out and say 'Aaaaa' not 'Haaa'.'

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Granny Wear

"Are we going with scary clown? Or just plain old spooky?"

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

Tom Pinch Starts Homeward with the New Pupil

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Gator Painter.

Curling Rocks!

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"It's been a rainy winter."

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."