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'It has to have tall fences.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Career choices for fleas.

'Hey Fred! Go get into that centrifuge rotor and let's see that hawk really do a circle dance.'

Keep the safety net in this crazy circus we call life.

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

Beware of The Dog

"It seems some days like I make a little progress, then other days it seems like I'm not getting anywhere at all."

"Are we going with scary clown? Or just plain old spooky?"

"You've got big shoes to fill."

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

"You'll like Jack...he's a million laughs."

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

P.T. Barnum as a child.

Fish Tricks

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'I should have listened to my parents and not run away to join the circus...'

'Oh, it's you.'

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

'Okay, let's try this again...It's stick your tongue out and say 'Aaaaa' not 'Haaa'.'

Beware of balloon dog.

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

Lion Tamer ?

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

A small car is stretched in a funhouse mirror into a limousine.

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."