Circus Acts T-Shirts

Why it's not always a good idea to wear your work uniform to court...

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Pavlov's Dream.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

'That's funny, I got my start as a human cannonball'

'And another thing -- if some of you lot don't get your own wheels soon, I'm joining another bike gang!'

"Either Chuckles lost weight or we jammed way too much helium into those balloons."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

Fakir Plasters.

"Mum!"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Our fry cook used to be a tightrope walker. He works without a hairnet.'

Bovine Cannonball

'Look, Bernie's doing his high wire act!'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

The Acrobat/Musician

Matador.

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

Lyrics tightrope balance

Lion trainer interviewed whilst lion eats camera operator.

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

'Man, this circus couldn't get any crazier...'

'You can bet they're not hens.'

'Reading that stuff gives me 'goose bumps'.'

Why did I marry that clown?

'Psych!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

No caption. (In a gym, one man runs on a treadmill while another walks on a tightrope machine).

"You're supposed to swallow the pointy end first!"

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

Socially Distancing Clowns

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)