Circus Acts Pillows

Why it's not always a good idea to wear your work uniform to court...

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Pavlov's Dream.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

'That's funny, I got my start as a human cannonball'

'And another thing -- if some of you lot don't get your own wheels soon, I'm joining another bike gang!'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Fakir Plasters.

"Mum!"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Our fry cook used to be a tightrope walker. He works without a hairnet.'

Bovine Cannonball

'Look, Bernie's doing his high wire act!'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

The Acrobat/Musician

Matador.

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

Lyrics tightrope balance

Lion trainer interviewed whilst lion eats camera operator.

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

'You can bet they're not hens.'

'Reading that stuff gives me 'goose bumps'.'

Why did I marry that clown?

'Psych!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"You're supposed to swallow the pointy end first!"

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

Socially Distancing Clowns

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

"On your left."