Carol Singer Pillows

The Second Day of Christmas

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

We Three Kings

Cut out and keep your own Angel.

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

'Oi! Are you looking at my four calling birds?'

The Eighth Day of Christmas

Musical Christmas Tree

A Partridge In A Pear Tree

The Holly and The Ivy

Four Calling Birds

Christmas Wreath

Ten Lords A-Leaping

Five Gold Rings

Twelve Drummers Drumming

Non-Denominational Carols

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Rock On

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Festive squad

"The times – They have a changed."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Bling Crosby.

Choirboy

Theatrical Christmas.

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'You call that carol singing?'