Carol Singing Pillows

The Waits

'You call that carol singing?'

'I blame the 'X' Factor.'

Hark the Herald Angels Sing.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Carols

Non-Denominational Carols

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Violin family at Christmas

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Festive squad

The Eighth Day of Christmas

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Choirboy

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

Christmas choir

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

A band rendition of Silent Night.

Baaaa....humbug.

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Five Gold Rings

Christmas songs

Musical Christmas Tree

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

'May we sing you a few carols?'

Cut out and keep your own Angel.

Congregation

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"It's time we have a little chat."

Warning: No Bob, Bob Bobbing Along. By Order of the Health and Safety Executive.

Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'