Carol Singers Pillows

Twelfth Day of Christmas

Five Gold Rings

Non-Denominational Carols

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Violin family at Christmas

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"The times – They have a changed."

Festive squad

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

The Eighth Day of Christmas

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Women's Rights Gone Amuck...

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

'You call that carol singing?'

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Cut out and keep your own Angel.

Carols

Musical Christmas Tree

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

'May we sing you a few carols?'

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."