Carol Singers Pillows

Twelfth Day of Christmas

Five Gold Rings

Non-Denominational Carols

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Violin family at Christmas

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Festive squad

"The times – They have a changed."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

The Eighth Day of Christmas

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

'You call that carol singing?'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Carols

Musical Christmas Tree

'May we sing you a few carols?'

Cut out and keep your own Angel.

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

'This next song is about burning bridges, and how now, I wish I hadn't.'

Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'