Carnivorism Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the essence of carnivorism? Our collection features humorous and clever items for meat enthusiasts to show off their passion, whether it's on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints. Perfect for those who believe in a meat-first diet and enjoy sharing their carnivorous enthusiasm with the world.

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Rescued Meat

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"It just seems fair, me being a carnivore and you being a vegan."

"It just seems fair, me being a carnivore and you being a vegan." mockup

"It just seems fair, me being a carnivore and you being a vegan."

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please." mockup

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

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"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?" mockup

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

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'White meat or dark?'

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I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

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A butcher and his apprentice.

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Cooked rare.

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"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!" mockup

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

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'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.' mockup

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

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The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape mockup

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

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'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.' mockup

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

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"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?" mockup

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

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Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served. mockup

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

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Too rare perhaps?

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"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet." mockup

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

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'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...' mockup

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

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The food was nice...but something was missing.

The food was nice...but something was missing. mockup

The food was nice...but something was missing.

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"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ." mockup

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

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'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!' mockup

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

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"Sorry sir, it appears that we're out of chicken fingers."

"Sorry sir, it appears that we're out of chicken fingers." mockup

"Sorry sir, it appears that we're out of chicken fingers."

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'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.' mockup

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

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"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak." mockup

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

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We'll have whatever they are

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'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.' mockup

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

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'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

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"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual." mockup

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

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"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that." mockup

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

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The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef. mockup

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

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'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.' mockup

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

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'I'm tired of the old and weak ones: They don't really taste that great...'

'I'm tired of the old and weak ones: They don't really taste that great...' mockup

'I'm tired of the old and weak ones: They don't really taste that great...'

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'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

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'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...' mockup

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

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Carnivorism Gifts Collection

Carnivorism Mugs

Explore our range of carnivorism-themed mugs and find your new favorite coffee companion that showcases your love for meat.

Carnivorism Pillows

Discover our carnivorism-inspired pillows to add a humorous and cozy touch to your living space or bedroom.

Carnivorism Prints

Browse our art prints dedicated to the carnivorous lifestyle and bring a humorous, bold statement to your home decor.

Carnivorism T-Shirts

Check out our collection of carnivorous t-shirts and wear your meat-loving pride with witty and bold designs.