Carnivorous Crafter Gifts

Venus Fly Trap

Do it yourself books.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"I had to get braces."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Wooly mammoth

A woman knits from a globe.

Venus Fly Trap

Too rare perhaps?

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

We'll have whatever they are

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."