Carnivorous Crafter Pillows

Venus Fly Trap

Do it yourself books.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

A butcher and his apprentice.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"I had to get braces."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Venus Fly Trap

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Wooly mammoth

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

A woman knits from a globe.

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

We'll have whatever they are

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'