Carnival Philosopher Pillows

Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

Fist Bumper Cars

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

Carioca

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Tunnel of TV

Future Tents

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

The Brazilian Blow dry

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

A fairground attraction

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'The first cocktail.'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

Face Painting.

Bumper Limos

Bar Therapy

"Guess the weight you used to be"