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Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Fist Bumper Cars

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Carioca

Tunnel of TV

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Future Tents

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

The Brazilian Blow dry

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'The first cocktail.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

A fairground attraction

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

Face Painting.

Water Balloon Animals.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"Guess the weight you used to be"