Caring For Elderly Relatives Pillows

'I want the same memory cleaner that grandpa has.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Dino Snack

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'It could be hours, or it could be weeks. He's determined to hang on until he finally understands the punchline to a joke everybody else got at a cocktail party in 1947!'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

Remembering His Marbles

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"You got this, Nana."

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"It's a very senior moment—he's dead."

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."