Carefree Child Gifts

"Somehow I just can't get worked up worrying if Social Security will be there when we need it."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Swinging

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'You have failed on all counts...'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Running

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Whatever!

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"That's the deep end."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Mexican Dog

Weathervanes.

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"They grow up so slow."

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"This is where I come to unwind."

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'