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"A signing bonus, a raise, a promotion, a layoff -- you've had an entire career in six months."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Between Offices

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

Doubt or Certainy

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

'I received matching offers.'

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"

Up

'You'll never have to worry about me jumping ship for a better offer.'

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

'Your career is a change management textbook.'

I hate these flying fish

'Why did you leave your last job?' 'You would too, if they sold your desk and changed all the locks!'

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