Career Guidance Professional Gifts

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Work/Life Balance

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'In general, do the right thing.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

'Jumping over a candle stick is known as an entry level job.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"The boss told me I have to start at the bottom."

Career Analyst "Well I've looked at your file and yes, your job is rubbish"

Sid Sinatra.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'