Career Drink Sampler Gifts

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

Dutch Courage

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Hold The Pickles

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Never make a doctors appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.

Holistic Alcohol Consumption

"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..."

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'Do you have any coffee?'

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

'I remember when I was high right-hand man.'

"I'll have one for the floor bartender..."

The Ventriloquist's Arms

'Film extras drinks night'

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

'They've set the bar too high!'

"It's the right drink in the right place at the right time."

Grappa Pump