Care Duo Appreciator Pillows

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

The Common Sutra.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'We were made for each other.'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

Caption Contest TK

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

North Pole.

Thank You to Vaccinators

Coronavirus

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

Aethel the Analyzed.

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

Gay couple living together.

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"I can see it from here."

"We go together like bacon and eggs."

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

We never go out anymore.

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

Donuts. Pastries. Danish. Cookies. I'm breaking my diet resolution, but on the other hand I'm keeping my resolution to visit old friends!

'You're lucky -- all I have is a PRACTICAL nurse.'

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''