Elderly Care Appreciator Pillows

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

The Final Selfie

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Someone to see you!"

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

The Aging of Underwear

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Old Tortoise

Fetch the Walker

This whisky is 20 years old!

"I've finally got my head together."

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

Oldies.

'Try and stay alive until the government have finished their consultation process.'

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

'I just pop down to Pediatrics when I need a bit of nursing care.'

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'