Elderly Care Appreciator Pillows

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

The Final Selfie

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

The Aging of Underwear

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

"Someone to see you!"

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

Fetch the Walker

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

Old Tortoise

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

This whisky is 20 years old!

"Methuselah's been retired for over 800 years, but what is he retired from?"

Oldies.

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"I've finally got my head together."

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

'Try and stay alive until the government have finished their consultation process.'

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"Those speedbumps are there for a reason, Mrs. Gunderson."

'I just pop down to Pediatrics when I need a bit of nursing care.'

'I occasionally go out for a walk, and I buy groceries every two weeks or so. I wonder if I qualify as a recluse.'