Cardio And Candy Gifts

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Bubble gum leaves

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Chocolate Shop

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."