Cardio And Candy Mugs

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Running

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Bubble gum leaves

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Chocolate Shop

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."