Cardio Junkie Mugs

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'These are job perks.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Running

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

Jogging...

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

Treadmillstone

'Will I still be married?'

Health

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

Apocalliptical

Teddy jogging

Let's work those arms -- newspaper, Blackberry...

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

Stress