Cardiac Gadgeteer Pillows

The Computer Bore

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Boombox

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Welcome back students.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Better Living Through Technology

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

Mobile

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

'Joy, do me a favor. . . call my pager number. . . I wanna make sure it works. Wait 'til I go into the living room.'

"I WAS feeling fine but then the health app on my watch said I might be DEAD."

'Would you prefer paper of plastic.'

'Pacifiers away please, I'd like to start the meeting,' says the chairman.

Technology continues to improve communication.

'When I use my iPod, my implantable defibrillator kicks in.'

"Don't worry, Mr. Jones. The fact that doctors still use pagers doesn't mean the hospital has outdated equipment!"

DAB vs AM/FM

There goes my climbing tree stand climbing stand climbing without me again.

"I dropped my phone in the water. Order some rice."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

'I never go anywhere without my mobile.'

Arnie impressed the babes with his new sundial watch.

"You can watch entire movies the size of a postage stamp. Bet you never thought you'd see progress like that!"

"Swiss Navy Knife."

'I can update you to digital, but first I'll have to update you to analogue...'