Cardiac Comedy Explorer Gifts

A Man has just died of a Heart attack about to enter a Cardiology centre

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"I like my steak well done."

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Lambo

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Religious toilets.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

'Have you done any stand-up?'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

"I have to go wee-wee."

"I just don't think our relationship will work out, honey."

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

Man caught in fishing lines

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'Good day on Wall Street?'

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'