Cardiac Comedy Explorer Prints

A Man has just died of a Heart attack about to enter a Cardiology centre

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"I like my steak well done."

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Religious toilets.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

Lambo

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

Open Mic Nacht

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

"I have to go wee-wee."

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'Good day on Wall Street?'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Man caught in fishing lines

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

"I just don't think our relationship will work out, honey."

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."