Card Curator T-Shirts

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Bit under the weather Mildred? Better pick a card from stock and go home.'

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Painting taking root...

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'How about a game of cards?'

It's a call from Tate modern.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

You had me at vintage.

Rodin's Browser

Children's Art Show.

Letter Collecting Nerd

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Thank you bubbles

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.