Card Curator T-Shirts

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Bit under the weather Mildred? Better pick a card from stock and go home.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Painting taking root...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'How about a game of cards?'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'Projectile painting.'

It's a call from Tate modern.

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

Thank you bubbles

Letter Collecting Nerd

Rodin's Browser

You had me at vintage.

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Escher exhibition first floor

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."