Card Craftsman T-Shirts

Lady looking at greeting card for 'Friend', 'Friend of a Friend' and 'Friend of a friend of a friend'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'How about a game of cards?'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Lovely dovetail."

Waiting for retirement.

I love embroidery

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Bad Interview Technique

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Posh Easter Egg

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Education and Apprenticeships

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Luthier

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Raw Piano Bar

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"