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'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Sunrise and Sunset

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

Parp!

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

'Do you have one for a greetings card writer whose job was outsourced?'

Reflection greeting cards.

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

Kebab doner card

"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

Get-Well Cards For Moods

Basic greeting cards.

Percy LIVED for Valentine's Day....

"Do you have a get-well card for a hypochondriac?"

'It's another get-well card from your ex-wife. I never realized how many words rhymed with alimony.'