Card-crafting Guru Mugs

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Sunrise and Sunset

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Belated Birthday Cards

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

Parp!

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

Reflection greeting cards.

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

'Do you have one for a greetings card writer whose job was outsourced?'

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

Kebab doner card

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

Get-Well Cards For Moods

Always looking for ways to increase sales, the creative team at Mayflower Greeting Cards brainstorms new sending occasions.

"Do you have a get-well card for a hypochondriac?"

'Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen! On Comet! On Cupid...CUPID?!'

Basic greeting cards.

Percy LIVED for Valentine's Day....