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'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

"Is this another family photo album?"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Children's artwork exhibition.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Projectile painting.'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Rodin's Browser

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'