Carbon Footprint Fan Gifts

''Course I conserve energy, Honey. I always put the mute on during commercials.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Evolution.

Earth stove

Environment policy.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Ecological balance.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Climate change skeptics.

Electric car

Smart Arse Meter

The oil trap.

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

EXXON EXTINCTION

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

CO2 - Finding the truth.

Venice Floods

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

There's no real oil emergency...

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

Business revolution begins.

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'