Carbon Footprint Fan Pillows

''Course I conserve energy, Honey. I always put the mute on during commercials.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Evolution.

Earth stove

Environment policy.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Ecological balance.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Climate change skeptics.

Electric car

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Smart Arse Meter

The oil trap.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Venice Floods

CO2 - Finding the truth.

There's no real oil emergency...

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

EXXON EXTINCTION

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Business revolution begins.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Turning the switch on the environment.