Car Show Host T-Shirts

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"What old school? This is my life."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

At the celebrity jobcentre...

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

No U-turns

'Power steering.'

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'Of course, the car shower is optional.'

Car Show - No parking.

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

My other dog is a golden retriever

"I guess the lowrider show was in town this weekend."