Car Rally Fan Pillows

GOAT PATH

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

The Unsportables: Relay

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Formula One car origami

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Taking to the sky...

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Pig Trotter

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'I believe you were first.'

Campaign Trail

'Our limo's here.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'And this is our basic model.'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

The Race

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Dog Scalextric

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'